Moving on, the Photos section. Our first gallery, Diva Focus: Savannah. Many questions are raised at this point. Chiefly, who in the flying fuck is "Savannah"? And why is she employed at the same time as Gail Kim? Wrestling equality laws being broken here. Pictures senction is saved by the baskin robbins australia SCOWL OF ALL SCOWLS by our Superstar Of The Day, Chris Jericho. This man is not happy at being photographed by some troglodite humannoid.
Exclusive videos include "30 Seconds With Skillet", Ask The Divas and allied brands The Palace Of Wisdom with John Morrison and special guest Tommy Dreamer dressed up in... something. I have no desire to watch any of this, yet can't help myself but clicking. My God. Tommy Dreamer's delivery is SO much better than peter graham Morrison's, it's depressing. Tommy does a "Miz impression". I know this, because he has a hat on. This is the ONLY reason I know this. What in the sweet Christ is this shit? Apparantly DreamMiz isn't Smarter Than A 5th Grader, or something. lachlan mcintosh Morrison has a bad wig and a fake moustache on. HAHAHAHAHA! DreamMiz mistakes the US Title for the IC Title. Bryan Alvarez isn't the only one after all! This is so painful. John Morrison is the worst babyface ever. EVER. I can take no more.