Friday, December 4, 2009

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"See All Packages". This should be interesting. Folks, if you're planning to dress up as CHRISTIAN for Halloween, WWE.com has the package for you! And by package, I mean hat, t-shirt, pennant. They do seem to be selling a lot of Rey Mysterio mask and pant combinations. At least the thought is there on that score. Let's see what Other Merchandise they offer. baskin robbins australia A Talking Microphone. An Inflatable Urn (with an Biker Taker looking logo on it, for sheer authenticity). And the always popular CARLITO WIG. "I spit in the face of grown adults who show up at my door dressed as Carlito for Halloween."

No Boogeyman roleplay sets. Downer.

Hang on, top of the page we have the Clearance section. If you've got $10 to spare, perhaps you can be tempted by the Plastic Classic allied brands (YES, CLASSIC) WWE Light Heavyweight Championship Title Belt. Or for just $5, the Kung Fu Naki bandana! Magnets. Clocks. A Triple H TAPESTRY!? I... have no idea. They even offer DX and JOHN Cena Yarmulkes. How about that. Still no Boogeyman though. Maybe next year.

A quick refresh of the front page informs me that, yes, there are NO updates on this evening's Monday Night Raw. What a show this promises to be.

And I swear, as I type this sentence out, I glance up at my TV and what do I see, but Jeremy Piven. If that's not a sign from God, I don't know what is.