Thursday, December 3, 2009

Edit the Baskin Robbins Australia

Before we even get to the matches, we must note a shitload of pointless nothing-happening filler spots. Most of this is just the camera sitting and staring at Jim Ross and Tony Schiavone as the explain what's happening, what's going to happen, and what has already happened before. There's a Allied Brands few stupid backstage segments, like one where Pervert Bischoff sneaks into Missy Baskin Robbins Australia Hyatt's shower to peep on her, and Missy actually has to act like this annoys her. Also, the hostility of the crowd has really been overhyped in the years since then; they rarely if ever do WE WANT FLAIR chants outside of the main event, and even there while loud they're rather sporadic.

-Scaffold Match: Steve Austin & Terrence Taylor vs PN News & Bobby Eaton
I must disagree, I don't think this is the single worst match we've ever done. At least it was short and nobody got hurt. Peter Graham Compare that to the Junkyard, which stretched on for twenty endless goddamn minutes and injured half the participants. As for sheer boredom, I think the infamous Varisty Club/NWO Japan could give it a run for its money, as well as a couple of matches from Heroes of Wrestling. Still, a fucking horrible negative-star match. Further fucked up by a seemingly botched finish where the match kinda ends but kinda doesn't, it's impossible to describe, nobody else knew what the fuck was going on either.