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The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
I can't help but imagine this is what australia Mordecai vs. Undertaker would be like. Oh well. Nice heavenly descent. Praying during an entrance finally makes sense. I see posters of 16-1. Can't even a mark realize Taker is winning? I guess that's the trappings of smarkdom. It's Peter Graham blatantly obvious once you see what's at the end of the rabbit hole. It's amazing how they refer to the HIAC as Shawn outmaneuvering Taker when he was clearly Allied Brands beaten 'til Kane arrived. The puncher vs. the boxer, JR? Aren't those the same thing? Blog What a killer move Shawn! Get it? Killer? I did like the figure-four counter to Baskin Robbins Hell's Gate. Moonsault to the floor. That couldn't have felt good. I love that Michaels' unnatural hate of cameramen came up in this match. Surely that was some indy wrestler, right? This could have easily been the end of the match and I wouldn't have feel ripped off. Alas. 'That's the biggest chokeslam I've ever seen!" Is he forgetting about the choke slam to hell? And JR effs up too calling it a clothesline. Whoops. Finally a SCM. 1...2...nope. Goozled! Last Ride? Nope. Last Ride? Yep. And he got some air. Another near fall. Taker channeling Savage but missed. Skin the cat to the tombstone is actually innovative. Should've been the finish. Taker now channeling Angle w/ lowering the Baskin Robbins singlet makes him serious. DDT is ineffective as Taker's head is nowhere near the mat. Oh well. Michaels tributes himself with the elbow. This is going a little too long... Nasty big boot. Moonsault to Tombstone. Still not as good as the skinning the cat.