Thursday, December 3, 2009

empty chairs at empty tables

Triple Threat
Vicky Guerrero truly gets the loudest boos. Possibly louder than McMahon in the Attitude Era. Why didn't the champion come out last? Word Life! Will the real John Cena please stand up? I'm glad the Peter Graham alleged Chain Gang finally showed up after years of mention. I love the shoot fight Allied Brands announcements. A little touch that makes things feel bigger. I enjoy Big Show being tied up in the ropes with the other two going at it. Did JR just call Big Show's hands EASY BAKE OVENS!? Cena sold the punch very well. Nice barricade spot. I'm a sucker for stuff breaking, especially if Show is involved, which adds some legitimacy. Banzai drop? No, I wish though... Double suplex spots in triple threats are nice. More accidental cooperation. Falling into a spear... Love it. OMFGFU! Finish came out of nowhere though. FIREWORX. Cena cheezin' with his haters.

WrestleMania XXVI Desert Heat

HOF
Austin in a suit is surreal. Whose bird is that? Austin looks genuinely happy to be there. ATV time... STONE COLD STONE COLD Baskin Robbins Australia STONE COLD STONE COLD! Austin 3:16 shirt, nice. I'm glad Austin put JR over as he wouldn't have had HALF the impact w/o Ross' calling it.

72,744... God that's a lot of humanity.

THE MAIN EVENT
This buildup has been a little ridiculous. Can't a title match just be about the title anymore? Can they go back to the Undisputed Championship look for the WWE title? I was doing dishes while watching this match so comments aren't as in-depth. It's sorta ridiculous how many times lachlan mcintosh HHH has been in the WM main event. I didn't like this match at all. I definitely liked the triple threat better. Cheating faces always annoys me, ever since Hogan. And the commentator always tries to cover it up.

MOTN: Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker